Doug has his very own TV show on Nickolodeon, perhaps you've heard of it! Doug has very short hair and a dog named Porkchop. He writes religiously in his journal every night, his best friend has blue skin, and when Doug is bored sometimes he likes to dress up with his belt tied around his head and call himself "Quailman".
Also, in case you're wondering, Doug does in fact know how to "dougie". But it would be nice if you didn't ask him, he gets that a lot.
I like pussy cats and roses.
When he takes an exam, it is impressed by how smoothly he answers the questions.
He built Rome in a day.
When life gives him lemons, he gives it right back.
Barney Stinson once called him "LEGEN-Wait for it......DARY!"
When he drinks beer, he drinks Tres Equis.
He is more interesting than the most interesting man in the world.
He is Charles Kang.
Matt might be a typical shy, quiet, nice guy on the outside, but he is a webmaster when he's spending time alone. That means he rules the Interwebz with a click of the mouse (It also means he has a humongous e-peen). He is constantly searching and punishing the so called, "keyboard warriors" and "E-thugs" to bring tranquility on the Internet. He goes by the pseudonym, "teh_iNtErWEBZZ_MaSTa69" and those who hear his name tremble with awe at his mighty internet power.
In the words of Steve Jobs (RIP), teh_iNterWEBZZ_MaSTa69, "is an Internet vigilante who will revolutionize the way people use the Internet"
Michael built this site with his bare hands, so he'll probably cry if you don't like it. He just has a lot of feelings. Instead of criticizing him, maybe you should just give him some sour gummy worms. That would make his day.
Hey you. Yeah you, right there. You have a little schmutz on your shirt... A little lower. A liiittle lower. Boom, you got it.
See pg 137 under the word "beautiful" for more information.
Has a very large penguin in his basement. He only brings him out on special occasions...
Jacob is what you would call irbalicious: he puts them boiiiiiz on rock, rock. This dreamgurl from Dan Vegas is tellin' you that he ain't going. Music encircles him as if he were a dense point in the space-time continuum, as if time seemed to stop, as if he were defying gravity. This mαth gΣΣk integrates all day, errrrrday! He also emits an aura of rainbows and sunshine. No, you cannot taste the rainbow, but you might get burned...or cut. ;)
Kevin foiled the plot to assassinate you.
Manufactured and shipped here from China, Frank Song Jr. was purchased by the asian members of AVP to increase the Asian population within the group. The Asian members hope to take over the group and rename it to Asian Village People. We are slowly taking over.....everything...everyone... :)
I was a janitor at MIT where I was smarter than everyone else. This fact was discovered when I expediently and anonymously answered math problems intended for graduate students. Now I was supposed to go to jail, due to an unrelated incident, but the professor who posted the problems in the first place stepped in and delivered me into the psychological care of Robin Williams, which is supposed to be better than prison. Inspired by his tragic marriage I decided to pursue a relationship with a very attractive British graduate student. Then Robin Williams tells me it's not my fault over and over again and that really gets to me. So in the end, all inspired and on the road to emotional recovery, I go to see about a girl and everyone in the audience cries.
Rishi's name is like "Fishy," but with an 'R!'
If a man cries out "Cfeasee ueaa!??!" late in the night, and nobody is around to hear it, who is to say that Cfeeseu euaa is not really a word.
Will is a silly new guy that never got around to making a bio for this site.
Austin is a first year from Fairfax, VA. He enjoys crossing swords, especially while playing super smash brothers.
WANTED: Nick Favoloro.
Wanted by: women everywhere, and some dudes.
Wanted for: being a charming mobster with a smile that melts every heart.
Aliases: Don Favoloro, Donny F, D-Fav, Nicky-Fa, Nick Pepperoni, Big Pepperoni, Roman Thunder, Big Pull
Place of Birth: heaven
Occupation: at your service
Shade. A man living in the shadows of Babylon. Now you see him--now you see him again, but he looks a little different. Shade.