See pg 137 under the word "beautiful" for more information.
Has a 9 inch penguin in his basement.
Jacob is what you would call irbalicious: he puts them boiiiiiz on rock, rock. This dreamgurl from Dan Vegas is tellin' you that he ain't going. Music encircles him as if he were a dense point in the space-time continuum, as if time seemed to stop, as if he were defying gravity. This mαth gΣΣk integrates all day, errrrrday! He also emits an aura of rainbows and sunshine. No, you cannot taste the rainbow, but you might get burned...or cut. ;)
Kevin foiled the plot to assassinate you.
Manufactured and shipped here from China, Frank Song Jr. was purchased by the asian members of AVP to increase the Asian population within the group. The Asian members hope to take over the group and rename it to Asian Village People. We are slowly taking over.....everything...everyone... :)
I was a janitor at MIT where I was smarter than everyone else. This fact was discovered when I expediently and anonymously answered math problems intended for graduate students. Now I was supposed to go to jail, due to an unrelated incident, but the professor who posted the problems in the first place stepped in and delivered me into the psychological care of Robin Williams, which is supposed to be better than prison. Inspired by his tragic marriage I decided to pursue a relationship with a very attractive British graduate student. Then Robin Williams tells me it's not my fault over and over again and that really gets to me. So in the end, all inspired and on the road to emotional recovery, I go to see about a girl and everyone in the audience cries.
Rishi's name is like "Fishy," but with an 'R!'
I am a dog. Scratch my head, give me some food, love me, and I will follow you everywhere.
Fine China. Just look it up.
He was torn from his beloved and sold into slavery. That's how his life might have ended had not a traveling dentist redeemed him from that fate and set him on the path of revenge and huge, gory explosions. He didn't choose the life, it chose him. This is: Dchango Unchang'd. He moonlights as a singer in his spare time.
WANTED: Nick Favoloro.
Wanted by: women everywhere, and some dudes.
Wanted for: being a charming mobster with a smile that melts every heart.
Aliases: Don Favoloro, Donny F, D-Fav, Nicky-Fa, Nick Pepperoni, Big Pepperoni, Roman Thunder, Big Pull
Place of Birth: heaven
Occupation: at your service
Shade. A man living in the shadows of Babylon. Now you see him--now you see him again, but he looks a little different. Shade.
Bio:Christian Name: Jason Ernesto Valenzuela Aparicio de la Rosa Gutierrez III
Description: Just a young kid born from the streetz of Reston (aka The Town) tryna make it big. Got a twin, but we don't look anything alike so don't get it twisted.
Aliases: Enrique Shockwave, JV, Yung Papi, Champagne Papi (any kind of Papi really)
Work: Flippin' bricks, dropping mixtapes, alpaca farmer
Spirit Animal: Teresa Sullivan, Usher sometimes
Hobbies: Hanging out with Dennis, Netflix, addition (can't do 3 + 7 yet tho)
Sex: eh maybe later
Follow me on twitter: @champagneabuelo #teamfollowback #academical
There are those days in life when you just do not have the answer. Let me tell you something: the answer lies in this kid's smile.
"Just do you" -Confucius
Andrew Fernandez is a talented, fit, and attractive member of AVP. He enjoys singing, acting, cooking, fighting, watching documentaries about lemurs, and being a cactus. One day he wants to learn all the words to the theme song from the G.I Joe animated series from the 80's. Thanks and have an acceptable day!